What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

No go.

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

Still no good.

share office space ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Unacceptable again!